Not many know this but I was part of the closed beta for this game along with the open one after that. I thoroughly enjoyed the game and it is entirely possible that I would have been writing this blog about it instead of WoW except for the fact that my wife detested the game. For the past 4 yrs I have been playing WoW and wouldn't have started it if my wife hadn't enjoyed it and decided to take part along with me.
But back to MxO. Seems Sony feels they have gotten as much as they possibly could out of the game and so are shutting it down today. The premise behind the game was a continuation from when Neo had the Architect agree that anyone who wanted free from the Matrix would be set free and thus the continuing battle from there. Now the machines don't want to lose people because they lose their power cells, humans want people to free them and the Merovingian? Well he is more interested in acquiring power for power's sake. Who would you fight for? Personally I wanted to fight for the machines on the premise that due to what the humans did to the earth to try and beat the machines there is no way for earth to support all the people in the Matrix. Instead let the people know what they are capable of doing and to take full advantage of the power that would be available to them. Imagine being able to jump from place to place and not needing a car. To be able to produce things instead of having to purchase them. There is so much available to a person inside the Matrix and they would have the ability to live, it would in essence be a symbiotic relationship. Heh, as you can tell I did some thinking on this.
Anywho I would like to wish a fond farewell to a game that had so many possibilities in that they were a live story that was actually changing according to how the players played. It was the players who decided which way to go by taking part in the week long events that happened and thus the story grew from that. True there was a basis that the writers were leaning towards but they wanted feedback from the player base as to where to go. I personally would have prefered if they could have stayed with a rock/paper/scissors type fighting interface as it was more controlled by the player but rpg's are based on random numbers and thus are decided by those numbers.
Friday, July 31, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
They're back!!!
We're Back, Back in Black yes we are back, back in Black yeah we're back, back, back in black!
ok I will stop singing now, I know I am no AC/DC. :)
So back in force and looking at my shaman once again. I have been spending the last few months doing a little of this and a little of that, but most of my time has been helping my friend level up his first toon. He has been enjoying his time in game, we have gotten him to 70 and he just got into NR yesterday. The main problem is that he is doing it on a 10 day trial and hopefully will have the funds to get the full game sometime soon as his time is coming to an end. The triple xp that came from recruit a friend was real nice and I was able to lvl up a warlock real fast. We made it to 60 in about a month and a half with only about an hour or so every night as he has a new little one at home that is being a little more disagreeable than our own. Once we hit 60 he picked up BC and off we went to Hellfire Peninsula. We were 64 by the time we went to Zangarmarsh and 66 going into Nagrand, finished off most of the Nagrand quests and had about 75% of 69 left so went to Blades Edge to finish it off. I worked on tailoring and mining with that toon though I didn't do much for mining, mostly waited until I hit 70 to start leveling tailoring. I have him at basic Frostweave and will level that as I am able with the cloth I pick up until 80.
For my shaman, I have been doing my fishing and cooking dailies as well as a few achievements. Its been kinda fun revisiting some of the old world. I did manage to get Flame Warden Achievement along with most of my exploration ones, hoping to finish that one by the end of the week. See what happens since we have Sonshine Festival this week.
ok I will stop singing now, I know I am no AC/DC. :)
So back in force and looking at my shaman once again. I have been spending the last few months doing a little of this and a little of that, but most of my time has been helping my friend level up his first toon. He has been enjoying his time in game, we have gotten him to 70 and he just got into NR yesterday. The main problem is that he is doing it on a 10 day trial and hopefully will have the funds to get the full game sometime soon as his time is coming to an end. The triple xp that came from recruit a friend was real nice and I was able to lvl up a warlock real fast. We made it to 60 in about a month and a half with only about an hour or so every night as he has a new little one at home that is being a little more disagreeable than our own. Once we hit 60 he picked up BC and off we went to Hellfire Peninsula. We were 64 by the time we went to Zangarmarsh and 66 going into Nagrand, finished off most of the Nagrand quests and had about 75% of 69 left so went to Blades Edge to finish it off. I worked on tailoring and mining with that toon though I didn't do much for mining, mostly waited until I hit 70 to start leveling tailoring. I have him at basic Frostweave and will level that as I am able with the cloth I pick up until 80.
For my shaman, I have been doing my fishing and cooking dailies as well as a few achievements. Its been kinda fun revisiting some of the old world. I did manage to get Flame Warden Achievement along with most of my exploration ones, hoping to finish that one by the end of the week. See what happens since we have Sonshine Festival this week.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Key fob idea is wrong.
Seems I was wrong when that they weren't going to produce these anymore. You can now at least access them on the Blizzard store site once again. Though they are still Sold Out.
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Shared Topic: What three Achievements are you most proud of?
Thought I would put up a quick post on this one.
Three most proud of....hmmmm.
One: Ambassador, took me a little while to pick this one up and I went about it by actually running around and completing quests to fill it out. I suppose I could have bought the cloth and gotten rep that way but wanted to do it "right."
Two: Not sure if this an achievement or not but I got all my skills to 450. This isn't something I usually bother with since I get bored with it pretty quick, but I did a lot of fishing while my wife was pregnant. I ended up cooking alot due to the fish I had. Turned all my cloth into bandages, and picked herbs while wandering around. The only thing I really had to work at was Inscription but even that, most of the leveling was from doing research.
Three: Don't have it yet but I am working on getting all the old world instances done, will then move on to BC and get that done then hopefully LK instances. We hit a bit of snag with 40 AQ in that the first boss has a nasty mc that the boss is easy but having to take down a lvl 80 druid who is smacking you around is hard.
Three most proud of....hmmmm.
One: Ambassador, took me a little while to pick this one up and I went about it by actually running around and completing quests to fill it out. I suppose I could have bought the cloth and gotten rep that way but wanted to do it "right."
Two: Not sure if this an achievement or not but I got all my skills to 450. This isn't something I usually bother with since I get bored with it pretty quick, but I did a lot of fishing while my wife was pregnant. I ended up cooking alot due to the fish I had. Turned all my cloth into bandages, and picked herbs while wandering around. The only thing I really had to work at was Inscription but even that, most of the leveling was from doing research.
Three: Don't have it yet but I am working on getting all the old world instances done, will then move on to BC and get that done then hopefully LK instances. We hit a bit of snag with 40 AQ in that the first boss has a nasty mc that the boss is easy but having to take down a lvl 80 druid who is smacking you around is hard.
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Monday, March 30, 2009
Welcome to A New Blog! Lookin to customize your UI? Check out....
New blog on the sphere. No Stock UI has all your UI needs, or at least it seems it will have in the near future. Interesting posts thus far and hey if you want to donate then go for it throught Write for Us link.
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Saturday, March 28, 2009
Key fob Authenticator a thing of the past?
Went searching thru the Blizzard.com site for an authenticator and it seems that they have gotten rid of it. Couldn't believe it so I went through the trouble of going through www.battle.net and I got this. Absolutely nothing. Seems the only one is through a phone right now but only korea and iphone are supported. Maybe they will get the other ones updated soon. I certainly hope so.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Had to save this for posterity.
Courtesy of: http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?sid=1&topicId=15864846564
Edited for guild chat:
Scourge Chat Log
***User "theLichKing" has entered the chat.***
[theLichKing]: Hey
[theLichKing]: Anyone there?
[theLichKing]: *drums fingers*
***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has entered the chat.***
[theLichKing]: Hey man.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: my liege
[theLichKing]: Listen, there's this thing I need you to do for me
[Kel'Thuz4d]: anything my liege
[Kel'Thuz4d]: what army must i lay to waste
[Kel'Thuz4d]: whose lands shall i decimate for ur glory
[theLichKing]: Um, yeah, I'm good on decimation for today. We're going to hold off on the decimation for, like, a week or so.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok?
[theLichKing]: I was thinking. How much trouble do you think it would be to have a thermostat installed in the Throne Room?
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ...
[Kel'Thuz4d]: y?
[theLichKing]: It's really really cold in here.
[theLichKing]: I'm Lord of the Scourge. I think I should get a thermostat.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: no its a frozen throne
[theLichKing]: Right
[theLichKing]: See that's exactly what I'm talking about. The throne is frozen. The chair that I sit on all day? Literally a block of ice.
[theLichKing]: It is so very, very cold.
[theLichKing]: I actually cannot over-emphasize how cold I am on a daily basis.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: but its supposed to be frozen
[Kel'Thuz4d]: its the source of ur power
[theLichKing]: About that. Can I get my power transferred to some other source?
[theLichKing]: Something that isn't made out of ice that I then have to literally sit on?
[theLichKing]: Someone dropped the ball there.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok so like what should it be then
[Kel'Thuz4d]: like a ring?
[theLichKing]: A ring?
[theLichKing]: Seriously, a ring.
[theLichKing]: Do you _read_ history?
[Kel'Thuz4d]: so what then
[theLichKing]: I don't know. I'll think about it. Maybe an armoire.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: armor?
[theLichKing]: No, not armor. An armoire. The furniture.
[theLichKing]: Oh but speaking of armor
[theLichKing]: I have skulls on my kneecaps.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok?
[theLichKing]: No, it is _not_ okay.
[theLichKing]: I have skulls.
[theLichKing]: On my _kneecaps_.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: well for the thermostat i think u need approval from a supervisor
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ill just get kiljaeden in here and well sort it out
[theLichKing]: No!
[Kel'Thuz4d]: no its cool
[theLichKing]: No, don't...
[theLichKing]: Ugh, my old boss. I hate this guy.
[theLichKing]: Ok I'll just...I'll act casual. Like old times.
***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.***
[Killzone'jaeden]: This had better be important.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah lich king here just wants a warmer throne room is all
[Killzone'jaeden]: Warmer?
[theLichKing]: No it's really not necessary sir
[Killzone'jaeden]: You want a warmer throne room?
[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah
[theLichKing]: No
[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah he does
[theLichKing]: I really don't.
[Killzone'jaeden]: Ok sure let me just get right on that
[Killzone'jaeden]: I actually know these guys, they're really great, literally made out of fire
[Killzone'jaeden]: They could heat your room right up for you
[Killzone'jaeden]: They're called the Burning Legion...why don't I just invite them to Azeroth so they can come and
[Killzone'jaeden]: OH WAIT
[Killzone'jaeden]: Someone's too busy being Chatty Cathy to PREPARE HIS WORLD FOR AN APOCALYPSE
[theLichKing]: So sorry sir
[Killzone'jaeden]: Yeah, "sir," that's new
[Kel'Thuz4d]: hey cmon though its not like weve just been sitting around
[Kel'Thuz4d]: were spreading plague and stuff
[Kel'Thuz4d]: we totally spread a lot of plague
[Kel'Thuz4d]: and dont forget the spider war
[theLichKing]: Actually I wouldn't mention that...
[Killzone'jaeden]: Oh yes. The "Spider War."
[Killzone'jaeden]: The "war" where you spent ten years getting rid
[Killzone'jaeden]: OF SPIDERS
[Killzone'jaeden]: Check it out, I had a Mosquito War last night. Mosquito lands on me, I squish it. Done. Two seconds.
[Killzone'jaeden]: Didn't take me ten years
[Killzone'jaeden]: BECAUSE I'M NOT AN IDIOT
[theLichKing]: Yes sir
[theLichKing]: Very sorry sir.
[theLichKing]: I'm on it.
[Killzone'jaeden]: Y'know what, you know who else might want to hear about this
[Killzone'jaeden]: Maybe I shold get Sargeras in here
[theLichKing]: NO! That's not necessary
[Killzone'jaeden]: Hold on I'll go get him.
***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.***
[theLichKing]: ARE YOU CRAZY
[theLichKing]: "Sure"? Do you know who Sargeras actually is??
[Kel'Thuz4d]: i think so hes alliance right
[theLichKing]: ...
[Kel'Thuz4d]: horde?
[theLichKing]: *headdesk*
***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***
[An00b'arak]: hay guise whats goin on in dis chat
[Kel'Thuz4d]: sup
[An00b'arak]: sup
[Kel'Thuz4d]: sup
[An00b'arak]: sup
[Kel'Thuz4d]: whaaaazzzzaaaaaap
[An00b'arak]: what are yoooooou doing
[theLichKing]: GUYS
[theLichKing]: SERIOUSLY
[An00b'arak]: whats his problem
[Kel'Thuz4d]: hes cold
[An00b'arak]: well yeah he sits on a frozen throne inside of icecrown glacier with a sword named frostmorn
[An00b'arak]: the name icecrown glacier can only imply that among glaciers, which are themselves made of ice, this one is especially icy
[An00b'arak]: its possible there is some coldness involved
[theLichKing]: _Thank_ you!
[theLichKing]: Ok, so install me a thermostat pl0x.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: uh boss ixnay on asking him to install stuff
[An00b'arak]: what is that supposed to mean??
[Kel'Thuz4d]: uh
[An00b'arak]: oh i get it
[An00b'arak]: bc im an arachnid?????
[An00b'arak]: and how could i possibly install a thermostat without thumbs
[An00b'arak]: racist
[Kel'Thuz4d]: no no no
[Kel'Thuz4d]: well ok yeah how would that actually work
[An00b'arak]: im sure i dont know...im just an arachnid
[An00b'arak]: guess what im not ashamed of what i am
[An00b'arak]: >8< spider pride
***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.***
[Kel'Thuz4d]: thank goodness
***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***
[Kel'Thuz4d]: oh man
[An00b'arak]: im lodging a formal protest
[An00b'arak]: i am going to let every1 know the scourge is not an equal opportunity employer
[An00b'arak]: and i am being discriminated against due to race
[An00b'arak]: and species
[An00b'arak]: and phylum
[theLichKing]: Ok, look, there's no need to get upset
[An00b'arak]: Oh Man!
[An00b'arak]: dont apologize for him arthas
***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.***
[Killzone'jaeden]: Sargeras is logging on now.
[theLichKing]: Uh Oh!
[Killzone'jaeden]: Precisely.
[theLichKing]: Listen, I wasn't complaining earlier, the temperature is fine...
[An00b'arak]: kiljaeden??
[Killzone'jaeden]: Excuse me, who is this? I'm *Lord* Jaeden to anybody that's not a Dreadlord.
[An00b'arak]: listen killy there is some phylumism going down in this piece
[Killzone'jaeden]: Killy? Oh you do want to die don't you.
[Killzone'jaeden]: Also does nobody capitalize anymore?!
[Killzone'jaeden]: I didn't spend seven aeons feasting on the souls of the righteous just so I could play typing games with the functionally illiterate.
[An00b'arak]: no im serious this is a real issue
[Killzone'jaeden]: *What* is a real issue?
[An00b'arak]: phylum
[An00b'arak]: ism
[Killzone'jaeden]: You best start talking some English
[Killzone'jaeden]: Where the is Sargeras?
[theLichKing]: Precisely.
[Killzone'jaeden]: Don't get cute.
[An00b'arak]: i am being discriminated against on the basis of my spinal condition
[Killzone'jaeden]: What is your spinal condition?
[An00b'arak]: i dont have 1
[Killzone'jaeden]: What?
[An00b'arak]: im an arachnid
[An00b'arak]: >8< spider power
[Killzone'jaeden]: Hey LK I thought you squished all of them already. You spent ten years on these morons and you didn't even finish the job?
[An00b'arak]: what
[theLichKing]: Yeah I reanimated him. I'm the Lich King, it's sort of what I do.
[Killzone'jaeden]: So you smashed a bunch of bugs
[Killzone'jaeden]: And then you were like,
[Killzone'jaeden]: "Huh! I sure would like to have those bugs back again!"
[Killzone'jaeden]: Is your brain frozen or what?
[theLichKing]: Ok that's kind of what I was getting at before.
[Killzone'jaeden]: That you're an idiot?
[An00b'arak]: ur horrible
[An00b'arak]: ur a phylumist
[Killzone'jaeden]: Oh no, I'm horrible. Why don't you go and tell all my demon friends how horrible I am. They will be shocked.
[An00b'arak]: phylumist phylumist phulymst phylimist
[An00b'arak]: that gets hard to type after a while though
***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.***
[Kel'Thuz4d]: thank you
***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***
[Kel'Thuz4d]: oh man
[Kel'Thuz4d]: go back to your hole
[theLichKing]: Yeah get out of here
[Killzone'jaeden]: Go back to your hole, spider
[An00b'arak]: p
[An00b'arak]: h
[An00b'arak]: y
[Kel'Thuz4d]: lolwut
[An00b'arak]: l
[An00b'arak]: u
[Killzone'jaeden]: Shut. Up.
[An00b'arak]: m
[Killzone'jaeden]: Dude get rid of this guy.
[An00b'arak]: i
***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.***
***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***
[An00b'arak]: sts
***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.***
[Killzone'jaeden]: Finally
[Killzone'jaeden]: Where the is Sargeras
[theLichKing]: It's really not necessary, I withdraw my request completely.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: no he wants armor
[theLichKing]: An *armoire.*
[theLichKing]: Of power.
[Killzone'jaeden]: I cannot express how much I hate both of you.
[Killzone'jaeden]: And this is coming from someone whose lungs are made out of solidified hate.
***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.***
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: hey everyone ^_^
[theLichKing]: How did you get in here?!
[theLichKing]: This is a private chat!
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: lol :)
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: i hacked admin :)
***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "~*`Sylvanas'*~" from the chat.***
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: lol lol lol
[Killzone'jaeden]: TIE fighters
[theLichKing]: What?
[Killzone'jaeden]: Nothing. Can't you kick her out?
[theLichKing]: I just tried
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: admin guys lol
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: :) ^___^
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: oh plus i can chat under ur names check this out
[theLichKing]: im a little girl and i like ponies lol
[theLichKing]: What! I hate ponies!
[Killzone'jaeden]: ROFL
[Kel'Thuz4d]: she hax0red you dude
[theLichKing]: This isn't funny!
[theLichKing]: i play with dolls
[theLichKing]: and bake cookies with my mommy
[theLichKing]: Untrue! I deny everything
[Killzone'jaeden]: Hahaha
[theLichKing]: Ok guys this is lame let's just go to a different chat room
[Killzone'jaeden]: NO!
[Killzone'jaeden]: We're waiting for Sargeras!
[Killzone'jaeden]: It's next to impossible to get him into these things anyway
[Killzone'jaeden]: I'm not going to confuse him
[theLichKing]: im a little teapot short and stout
[Killzone'jaeden]: Besides this is hilarious
[Killzone'jaeden]: Sargeras is going to get here and you'll be singing about teapots...you'll get pwned
[Killzone'jaeden]: Maybe he'll buy you a "pwny"
[Killzone'jaeden]: Hahaha see what I did there
[Kel'Thuz4d]: i dont get it
[Kel'Thuz4d]: wait ok but thats dumb
[Killzone'jaeden]: Wordplay. Look it up.
[Killzone'jaeden]: i like to dress up like a girl
[Killzone'jaeden]: Oh now she's doing it to me too
[Killzone'jaeden]: i like to put on women's clothes
[Killzone'jaeden]: and pretend im a woman
***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.***
[Killzone'jaeden]: and look at myself in the mirror all pretty
[Killzone'jaeden]: and call myself the prettiest prettiest princess
[theLichKing]: Umm she's not here anymore
[theLichKing]: Are you just typing that stuff yourself?
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ...
[theLichKing]: ...
[Killzone'jaeden]: ...
[Killzone'jaeden]: WHERE IS SARGERAS
***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.***
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: heeeeeee~
[Kel'Thuz4d]: this sux
[Kel'Thuz4d]: i have a dungeon to run
[Kel'Thuz4d]: pcs are going to be like raiding me and shiz
[theLichKing]: Oh please. The expansion is called "Wrath of the Lich King." It's got my _name_ in it. You don't think a few guilds are going to be farming me as soon as I'm a fightable boss?
[theLichKing]: probably not because i suck so much
[theLichKing]: DANGIT SYLVANAS
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok and now my cat is 8fwhwe8ufhffweeexvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
[Kel'Thuz4d]: walking on my keyboard
[Kel'Thuz4d]: hold on afk
[theLichKing]: You have a cat?
[theLichKing]: Seriously?
[theLichKing]: You're a freaking skeleton lord. Why do you have a cat?
[Killzone'jaeden]: Yeah why *do* you have a cat?
[Kel'Thuz4d]: back, had to put the cat out
[Kel'Thuz4d]: and ok
[Kel'Thuz4d]: two things
[Kel'Thuz4d]: first, cats are awesome
[Kel'Thuz4d]: second, RACISM??
[Kel'Thuz4d]: "freaking skeleton lord"
[Killzone'jaeden]: What is wrong with you people?
[Kel'Thuz4d]: hey! what do you mean..."you people"
[Killzone'jaeden]: What do YOU mean, "you people"?
[Kel'Thuz4d]: hahahaha
[Killzone'jaeden]: Hahahaha...Tropic Thunder, great movie.
[Killzone'jaeden]: i like to poop
[theLichKing]: ...
[Killzone'jaeden]: Ok that one I actually did not say, that was Sylvanas that time
[theLichKing]: ...
[Killzone'jaeden]: No seriously this time it was her
[Kel'Thuz4d]: "this time"?
[Kel'Thuz4d]: wait so u really do like to wear womens clothes
[theLichKing]: You are, in fact, the prettiest prettiest princess?
[Killzone'jaeden]: No, of course not
[Kel'Thuz4d]: do u have a panty drawer
[Killzone'jaeden]: No! I wear boxers. With thorns on them.
[Killzone'jaeden]: And skulls.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah dont change the subject
***User "SARGERAS" has entered the chat.***
[SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUME ALL HTE WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[SARGERAS]: I AM INVINICBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[SARGERAS]: I AM HTE DARK TITAN!!!111111!1!
[Killzone'jaeden]: oh boy
[SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUM ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!1!!!!!!
[theLichKing]: You actually said that already
[Killzone'jaeden]: He spelled it different though.
[Killzone'jaeden]: Dark Lord, there is an issue we need you to resolve
[SARGERAS]: NOTHING CAN DEFET ME BECUASE I AM DEFEAT EVERONE!!!!!!!!!!
[SARGERAS]: I AM SARGERAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[SARGERAS]: TEH DARK TIT AN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Killzone'jaeden]: Right
[Killzone'jaeden]: But what we're going for is
[theLichKing]: Yeah I'm confident he'll be able to resolve this
[Killzone'jaeden]: The Lich King has this complaint...
[SARGERAS]: I AM DESTORYING ALL WORLDS RIGT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[SARGERAS]: i wear little pink girly panties
[Kel'Thuz4d]: uh oh
[SARGERAS]: WHATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[theLichKing]: hahahahaha
[Kel'Thuz4d]: pwned
[SARGERAS]: I DID NTO SAY THAT!11111111111111111111
[Kel'Thuz4d]: i dunno about you guys but im kinda turned on right now
[theLichKing]: Rule 34
[SARGERAS]: yeah, you like that, there's more where that came from
[SARGERAS]: *twirls hair seductively*
[SARGERAS]: I DID NOT SYA THAT EITHERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[SARGERAS]: I WILL DESTROY ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[SARGERAS]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[SARGERAS]: !
[Kel'Thuz4d]: *dies laughing*
[Killzone'jaeden]: Ok I'm done
[Killzone'jaeden]: Forget this
[Killzone'jaeden]: I'm outta here
[Killzone'jaeden]: I hate Azeroth
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: aw dont go :)
***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.***
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]: byeee~
[SARGERAS]: I USE SUPER ULTIMATE ATTACK FOR EIGHT MILLION POINS!!!!11
[theLichKing]: Hey I think he spelled all the words right in that one
[Kel'Thuz4d]: missed a t
[theLichKing]: Aw, yeah
[theLichKing]: So close
***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.***
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok im out too
[theLichKing]: Ugh fine
[theLichKing]: TTYL
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ttyl
***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has left the chat.***
[SARGERAS]: GAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
[theLichKing]: This is the worst chat ever.
[theLichKing]: The worst.
[theLichKing]: The worst.
[theLichKing]: Whatevs, titan dude. I'm done.
[theLichKing]: Still freezing my butt off though.
[theLichKing]: *wrath*
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[SARGERAS]: *looks around*
[SARGERAS]: Chat empty?
[SARGERAS]: ...
[SARGERAS]: I have eaten
[SARGERAS]: the plums
[SARGERAS]: that were in
[SARGERAS]: the icebox
[SARGERAS]: and which
[SARGERAS]: you were probably
[SARGERAS]: saving
[SARGERAS]: for breakfast
[SARGERAS]: Forgive me
[SARGERAS]: they were delicious
[SARGERAS]: so sweet
[SARGERAS]: and so cold
[SARGERAS]: ;-)
***User "SARGERAS" has left the chat.***
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Scourge Chat Log
***User "theLichKing"
[theLichKing]: Hey
[theLichKing]: Anyone there?
[theLichKing]: *drums fingers*
***User "Kel'Thuz4d"
[theLichKing]: Hey man.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: my liege
[theLichKing]: Listen, there's this thing I need you to do for me
[Kel'Thuz4d]: anything my liege
[Kel'Thuz4d]: what army must i lay to waste
[Kel'Thuz4d]: whose lands shall i decimate for ur glory
[theLichKing]: Um, yeah, I'm good on decimation for today. We're going to hold off on the decimation for, like, a week or so.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok?
[theLichKing]: I was thinking. How much trouble do you think it would be to have a thermostat installed in the Throne Room?
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ...
[Kel'Thuz4d]: y?
[theLichKing]: It's really really cold in here.
[theLichKing]: I'm Lord of the Scourge. I think I should get a thermostat.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: no its a frozen throne
[theLichKing]: Right
[theLichKing]: See that's exactly what I'm talking about. The throne is frozen. The chair that I sit on all day? Literally a block of ice.
[theLichKing]: It is so very, very cold.
[theLichKing]: I actually cannot over-emphasize how cold I am on a daily basis.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: but its supposed to be frozen
[Kel'Thuz4d]: its the source of ur power
[theLichKing]: About that. Can I get my power transferred to some other source?
[theLichKing]: Something that isn't made out of ice that I then have to literally sit on?
[theLichKing]: Someone dropped the ball there.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok so like what should it be then
[Kel'Thuz4d]: like a ring?
[theLichKing]: A ring?
[theLichKing]: Seriously, a ring.
[theLichKing]: Do you _read_ history?
[Kel'Thuz4d]: so what then
[theLichKing]: I don't know. I'll think about it. Maybe an armoire.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: armor?
[theLichKing]: No, not armor. An armoire. The furniture.
[theLichKing]: Oh but speaking of armor
[theLichKing]: I have skulls on my kneecaps.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok?
[theLichKing]: No, it is _not_ okay.
[theLichKing]: I have skulls.
[theLichKing]: On my _kneecaps_.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: well for the thermostat i think u need approval from a supervisor
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ill just get kiljaeden in here and well sort it out
[theLichKing]: No!
[Kel'Thuz4d]: no its cool
[theLichKing]: No, don't...
[theLichKing]: Ugh, my old boss. I hate this guy.
[theLichKing]: Ok I'll just...I'll act casual. Like old times.
***User "Killzone'jaede
[Killzone'jaeden
[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah lich king here just wants a warmer throne room is all
[Killzone'jaeden
[theLichKing]: No it's really not necessary sir
[Killzone'jaeden
[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah
[theLichKing]: No
[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah he does
[theLichKing]: I really don't.
[Killzone'jaeden
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[theLichKing]: So sorry sir
[Killzone'jaeden
[Kel'Thuz4d]: hey cmon though its not like weve just been sitting around
[Kel'Thuz4d]: were spreading plague and stuff
[Kel'Thuz4d]: we totally spread a lot of plague
[Kel'Thuz4d]: and dont forget the spider war
[theLichKing]: Actually I wouldn't mention that...
[Killzone'jaeden
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[theLichKing]: Yes sir
[theLichKing]: Very sorry sir.
[theLichKing]: I'm on it.
[Killzone'jaeden
[Killzone'jaeden
[theLichKing]: NO! That's not necessary
[Killzone'jaeden
***User "Killzone'jaede
[theLichKing]: ARE YOU CRAZY
[theLichKing]: "Sure"? Do you know who Sargeras actually is??
[Kel'Thuz4d]: i think so hes alliance right
[theLichKing]: ...
[Kel'Thuz4d]: horde?
[theLichKing]: *headdesk*
***User "An00b'arak"
[An00b'arak]: hay guise whats goin on in dis chat
[Kel'Thuz4d]: sup
[An00b'arak]: sup
[Kel'Thuz4d]: sup
[An00b'arak]: sup
[Kel'Thuz4d]: whaaaazzzzaaaaaap
[An00b'arak]: what are yoooooou doing
[theLichKing]: GUYS
[theLichKing]: SERIOUSLY
[An00b'arak]: whats his problem
[Kel'Thuz4d]: hes cold
[An00b'arak]: well yeah he sits on a frozen throne inside of icecrown glacier with a sword named frostmorn
[An00b'arak]: the name icecrown glacier can only imply that among glaciers, which are themselves made of ice, this one is especially icy
[An00b'arak]: its possible there is some coldness involved
[theLichKing]: _Thank_ you!
[theLichKing]: Ok, so install me a thermostat pl0x.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: uh boss ixnay on asking him to install stuff
[An00b'arak]: what is that supposed to mean??
[Kel'Thuz4d]: uh
[An00b'arak]: oh i get it
[An00b'arak]: bc im an arachnid?????
[An00b'arak]: and how could i possibly install a thermostat without thumbs
[An00b'arak]: racist
[Kel'Thuz4d]: no no no
[Kel'Thuz4d]: well ok yeah how would that actually work
[An00b'arak]: im sure i dont know...im just an arachnid
[An00b'arak]: guess what im not ashamed of what i am
[An00b'arak]: >8< spider pride
***User "An00b'arak"
[Kel'Thuz4d]: thank goodness
***User "An00b'arak"
[Kel'Thuz4d]: oh man
[An00b'arak]: im lodging a formal protest
[An00b'arak]: i am going to let every1 know the scourge is not an equal opportunity employer
[An00b'arak]: and i am being discriminated against due to race
[An00b'arak]: and species
[An00b'arak]: and phylum
[theLichKing]: Ok, look, there's no need to get upset
[An00b'arak]: Oh Man!
[An00b'arak]: dont apologize for him arthas
***User "Killzone'jaede
[Killzone'jaeden
[theLichKing]: Uh Oh!
[Killzone'jaeden
[theLichKing]: Listen, I wasn't complaining earlier, the temperature is fine...
[An00b'arak]: kiljaeden??
[Killzone'jaeden
[An00b'arak]: listen killy there is some phylumism going down in this piece
[Killzone'jaeden
[Killzone'jaeden
[Killzone'jaeden
[An00b'arak]: no im serious this is a real issue
[Killzone'jaeden
[An00b'arak]: phylum
[An00b'arak]: ism
[Killzone'jaeden
[Killzone'jaeden
[theLichKing]: Precisely.
[Killzone'jaeden
[An00b'arak]: i am being discriminated against on the basis of my spinal condition
[Killzone'jaeden
[An00b'arak]: i dont have 1
[Killzone'jaeden
[An00b'arak]: im an arachnid
[An00b'arak]: >8< spider power
[Killzone'jaeden
[An00b'arak]: what
[theLichKing]: Yeah I reanimated him. I'm the Lich King, it's sort of what I do.
[Killzone'jaeden
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[theLichKing]: Ok that's kind of what I was getting at before.
[Killzone'jaeden
[An00b'arak]: ur horrible
[An00b'arak]: ur a phylumist
[Killzone'jaeden
[An00b'arak]: phylumist phylumist phulymst phylimist
[An00b'arak]: that gets hard to type after a while though
***User "theLichKing"
[Kel'Thuz4d]: thank you
***User "An00b'arak"
[Kel'Thuz4d]: oh man
[Kel'Thuz4d]: go back to your hole
[theLichKing]: Yeah get out of here
[Killzone'jaeden
[An00b'arak]: p
[An00b'arak]: h
[An00b'arak]: y
[Kel'Thuz4d]: lolwut
[An00b'arak]: l
[An00b'arak]: u
[Killzone'jaeden
[An00b'arak]: m
[Killzone'jaeden
[An00b'arak]: i
***User "theLichKing"
***User "An00b'arak"
[An00b'arak]: sts
***User "An00b'arak"
[Killzone'jaeden
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[theLichKing]: It's really not necessary, I withdraw my request completely.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: no he wants armor
[theLichKing]: An *armoire.*
[theLichKing]: Of power.
[Killzone'jaeden
[Killzone'jaeden
***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]
[theLichKing]: How did you get in here?!
[theLichKing]: This is a private chat!
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]
***User "theLichKing"
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]
[Killzone'jaeden
[theLichKing]: What?
[Killzone'jaeden
[theLichKing]: I just tried
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]
[theLichKing]: im a little girl and i like ponies lol
[theLichKing]: What! I hate ponies!
[Killzone'jaeden
[Kel'Thuz4d]: she hax0red you dude
[theLichKing]: This isn't funny!
[theLichKing]: i play with dolls
[theLichKing]: and bake cookies with my mommy
[theLichKing]: Untrue! I deny everything
[Killzone'jaeden
[theLichKing]: Ok guys this is lame let's just go to a different chat room
[Killzone'jaeden
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[theLichKing]: im a little teapot short and stout
[Killzone'jaeden
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[Kel'Thuz4d]: i dont get it
[Kel'Thuz4d]: wait ok but thats dumb
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***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~
[Killzone'jaeden
[Killzone'jaeden
[theLichKing]: Umm she's not here anymore
[theLichKing]: Are you just typing that stuff yourself?
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ...
[theLichKing]: ...
[Killzone'jaeden
[Killzone'jaeden
***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]
[Kel'Thuz4d]: this sux
[Kel'Thuz4d]: i have a dungeon to run
[Kel'Thuz4d]: pcs are going to be like raiding me and shiz
[theLichKing]: Oh please. The expansion is called "Wrath of the Lich King." It's got my _name_ in it. You don't think a few guilds are going to be farming me as soon as I'm a fightable boss?
[theLichKing]: probably not because i suck so much
[theLichKing]: DANGIT SYLVANAS
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok and now my cat is 8fwhwe8ufhffweeexvvv
[Kel'Thuz4d]: walking on my keyboard
[Kel'Thuz4d]: hold on afk
[theLichKing]: You have a cat?
[theLichKing]: Seriously?
[theLichKing]: You're a freaking skeleton lord. Why do you have a cat?
[Killzone'jaeden
[Kel'Thuz4d]: back, had to put the cat out
[Kel'Thuz4d]: and ok
[Kel'Thuz4d]: two things
[Kel'Thuz4d]: first, cats are awesome
[Kel'Thuz4d]: second, RACISM??
[Kel'Thuz4d]: "freaking skeleton lord"
[Killzone'jaeden
[Kel'Thuz4d]: hey! what do you mean..."you people"
[Killzone'jaeden
[Kel'Thuz4d]: hahahaha
[Killzone'jaeden
[Killzone'jaeden
[theLichKing]: ...
[Killzone'jaeden
[theLichKing]: ...
[Killzone'jaeden
[Kel'Thuz4d]: "this time"?
[Kel'Thuz4d]: wait so u really do like to wear womens clothes
[theLichKing]: You are, in fact, the prettiest prettiest princess?
[Killzone'jaeden
[Kel'Thuz4d]: do u have a panty drawer
[Killzone'jaeden
[Killzone'jaeden
[Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah dont change the subject
***User "SARGERAS" has entered the chat.***
[SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUME ALL HTE WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[SARGERAS]: I AM INVINICBLE!!!!!!!!!!
[SARGERAS]: I AM HTE DARK TITAN!!!111111!1!
[Killzone'jaeden
[SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUM ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!1!!!!!!
[theLichKing]: You actually said that already
[Killzone'jaeden
[Killzone'jaeden
[SARGERAS]: NOTHING CAN DEFET ME BECUASE I AM DEFEAT EVERONE!!!!!!!!!!
[SARGERAS]: I AM SARGERAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
[SARGERAS]: TEH DARK TIT AN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Killzone'jaeden
[Killzone'jaeden
[theLichKing]: Yeah I'm confident he'll be able to resolve this
[Killzone'jaeden
[SARGERAS]: I AM DESTORYING ALL WORLDS RIGT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[SARGERAS]: i wear little pink girly panties
[Kel'Thuz4d]: uh oh
[SARGERAS]: WHATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[theLichKing]: hahahahaha
[Kel'Thuz4d]: pwned
[SARGERAS]: I DID NTO SAY THAT!111111111111111
[Kel'Thuz4d]: i dunno about you guys but im kinda turned on right now
[theLichKing]: Rule 34
[SARGERAS]: yeah, you like that, there's more where that came from
[SARGERAS]: *twirls hair seductively*
[SARGERAS]: I DID NOT SYA THAT EITHERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[SARGERAS]: I WILL DESTROY ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[SARGERAS]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[SARGERAS]: !
[Kel'Thuz4d]: *dies laughing*
[Killzone'jaeden
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[~*`Sylvanas'*~]
***User "Killzone'jaede
[~*`Sylvanas'*~]
[SARGERAS]: I USE SUPER ULTIMATE ATTACK FOR EIGHT MILLION POINS!!!!11
[theLichKing]: Hey I think he spelled all the words right in that one
[Kel'Thuz4d]: missed a t
[theLichKing]: Aw, yeah
[theLichKing]: So close
***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok im out too
[theLichKing]: Ugh fine
[theLichKing]: TTYL
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ttyl
***User "Kel'Thuz4d"
[SARGERAS]: GAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[theLichKing]: This is the worst chat ever.
[theLichKing]: The worst.
[theLichKing]: The worst.
[theLichKing]: Whatevs, titan dude. I'm done.
[theLichKing]: Still freezing my butt off though.
[theLichKing]: *wrath*
***User "theLichKing"
[SARGERAS]: *looks around*
[SARGERAS]: Chat empty?
[SARGERAS]: ...
[SARGERAS]: I have eaten
[SARGERAS]: the plums
[SARGERAS]: that were in
[SARGERAS]: the icebox
[SARGERAS]: and which
[SARGERAS]: you were probably
[SARGERAS]: saving
[SARGERAS]: for breakfast
[SARGERAS]: Forgive me
[SARGERAS]: they were delicious
[SARGERAS]: so sweet
[SARGERAS]: and so cold
[SARGERAS]: ;-)
***User "SARGERAS" has left the chat.***
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